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Top 10+ Unique Facebook Status Quotes In English

  • Facebook is in relationship with youtube..:-P
  • Relationship now a days…. start wid poking And… end wid blocking :p 🙂
  • When Ever I see Your NaMe In My NotiFication I dun Know wHy a SMILE AutomatiCally ComeS On My Face….
  • God died for our sins, so if you don’t sin god died for nothing.
  • Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai
  • A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
  • “No nation is perfect in World,it needs to be made perfect Happy Independence day.”
  • Put that back! Can’t imagine why people would think kids could cause stress!
  • When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.
  • Hello Hello Hello Hello I think you are a dirty fallow”
  • I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don’t wanna leave it.
  • if you value a relationship treat it with respect and kindness.

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Best 60+ Facebook Status Quotes In English

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1] TGIF: Thank God I’m Fabulous.

2] Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story

3] Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Good Night

4] I was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!

5] That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :/

6] Definition of LIKE button on Facebook!!! Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and they don’t like anything except their own status…. Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and comments even if they are senseless…. Welcome To FACEBOOK 😛

7] The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!

8] Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that “People are more interested in others lyf then their own!”

9] You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.

10] Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore ‘Terms & Conditions’ of any software.

11] Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan??!

12] Life could be so wonderful if people would leave you alone.

13] Dear Facebook..! Plz change your “What’s on your mind” to “Copied..??…Now Paste Here”! 😛 😛 :P:P

14] I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

15] The word …Sorry… means nothing unless you prove it.

16] What is the problem of boys on facebook, They fell in love with fake profile… And it hurts them 😛 😛

17] The most painful memory is that.. when I walked away and you let me go.

18] When I’ll Die, I’ll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To – “Is Chilling With God”

19] Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?

20] Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

21] I suffered. I learned. I changed.

22] I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?

23] On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. 😀

24] People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute 🙂

25] I will never get tired of loving you and I hope you don’t too

26] Sister is our first friend and second mother.

27] Who says that Facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet every day. Miss you when you’re not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Sends you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, likes your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry.

28] I am the cheapest to hire, but the most expensive to retire…

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29] Just because my status is “Single”… doesn’t mean I am ‘Available’.. It’s just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.

30] Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide…. Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and Said… “Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook that Im Gonna Die” 😀

31] I am such a good a cook even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers

32] SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.

33] You need a rajnikanth’s heart… to reject a Girl’s request on facebook =)) :p

34] My Girlfriend ask me… Facebook or Me? Sometimes I really miss her.. 😛 😀

35] Why is FaceboOk such a hit? It wOrks on the principle that- “PeOple are mOre interested in Others life than their Own” 😛

36] Dear Facebook, Don’t feel proud about your popularity 60% of your profiles are fake ! 😛

37] When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.

38] “You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

39] I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?

40] Tears are words the heart can’t express.

41] I guess actions Speak Everything….. Not a Facebook Status!!!

42] Just because my status is “Single”… doesn’t mean I am ”Available’.. It’s just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.

43] “Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

44] Don’t limit your challenges…challenges your limits.

45] People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to “.JPEG”

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